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Topic: Birch Telecom

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):HotJobs.com
Favorite possession(s):Cellular,  Mobile phone
Favorite activity(s):Working
Favorite food(s):Olives,  Mexican
Favorite movie(s):Wizard of Oz,  Sound of Music
Favorite computer game(s):Doom,  Hacking
Listens to:Bluegrass
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery,  Finding a job
Favorite drink(s):Tea
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

closed docket Utilities Staff: MILLER Legal Staff: LAWSON In the Matter of the Application of Birch Telecom of Kansas, Inc.
John Fielding,
CEO

Birch Telecom, Ionex Telecom Announce Plans to Merge PR Newswire: Tech 4:13am.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

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 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
socalsport
2005-07-27 12:21:23
is birch telecom going out of business
From:
Ex Employee
2005-08-08 10:28:23
They are closing the Dallas office tomorrow and laying everyone off, they have not accepted new orders in over a month
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