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Topic: Birth

Related:
  Date of Birth    Baby Birth  
  Child Birth    Birth Control  
  Birth Certificate    Birth Mother  
  Birth of Jesus    Birth Parents  
  Birth Defects    Pregnancy and Birth  
  Home Birth    Birth Records  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  The Times,  People
Dream job(s):Funeral director
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite animal(s):Elephant
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Interest(s):Sex education,  Geneology
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Analysis of recent research revealed that periodontal disease may be linked to the development of heart disease, may increase the risk of premature and underweight births, and may pose a significant threat to people whose health is already compromised due to diabetes and respiratory diseases.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

784 9th births 733 10th births 355 11th births 149 12th and above 114 From a first look at the crude numbers of births by birth order we see that these numbers decrease in a rather regular way as the birth order increases.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Births, circumcisions, weddings, and funeral feasts constitute a major building block in both family formation and personal recognition among the nomadic peoples of Central Asia.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Most people assume that the thieves obtain confidential information such as social security numbers and date of births by breaking into someone's home or stealing their wallets.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Studies of planned home births in developed countries with women who have had uncomplicated pregnancies have shown sickness and death rates for mother and baby equal to or better than hospital birth statistics for women with uncomplicated pregnancies.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Although much can be learned about developmental processes in cloned animals, the process is very inefficient and has resulted in abnormal births and developmental problems in cloned offspring.
Mark Harris,
Priest

But this is comparing the two births: the one from the human Mary, as descended from the human David, and the other by His resurrection to glory, as Son of God.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

One remedy is education about entrepreneur and trade opportunities abroad that can help rejuvenate these communities and thereby reduce crime, unwed births, single parenting, dependence on government assistance, and other social-economic plagues.
The contest is intended to provide incentives to states to reduce the number of such births in order to decrease the long-term dependency of welfare recipients on the federally funded program.
For the period 1989 to 1993 the per year resident live births had increased to 601 per year and the kindergarten enrollment five years later had increased to 163 for a percent of live births of 27.
John Fielding,
CEO

A questionnaire survey requested details of medical staffing, policies and statistics on births, deaths and admissions for a specific year.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Mayo and all the sixteen Mac Andrew births registered in 1890 were in that county: the 1864-1866 registers reveal an almost similar position at that time.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
Allyssa Wurzel
2004-12-20 11:31:06
hi brain. i am only 14 teen and i am 6 months pregnant. but i haven't tpld my mom yet and she is wondering why i am getting so fat. so how do i tell her.
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