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Topic: Pregnancy child birth

Related:
  Pregnancy    Child  
  Birth    Child Birth Education  
  Birth Natural Child    Picture of Child Birth  
  Photo your child's name birth    Child birth videos  
  Birth child pic  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Intelligence:Incompetent,  Retarded
Interest(s):Sex education
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Family history of schizophrenia,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A normal pregnancy, child birth, or related medical condition is a pregnancy or child birth that involve neither high risk nor complications, in the opinion of the woman's health care provider.
FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome): The sum total of the damage done to the child before birth as a result of the mother drinking alcohol during pregnancy.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The feminine energy of moonstone makes it a stone to promote ease in pregnancy and child birth, to relieve the symtoms of PMS and menopause.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

In fact, studies show that it is physically and mentally better for a woman who has had breast cancer to give birth to the child she conceived as nature intended, rather than to terminate the pregnancy by killing the child in her womb.
Child Birth - We offer a variety of informative and personal links relating to childbirth, pregnancy, parenting, early childhood, and infant feeding.
Those who have had a previous pregnancy, which may or may not have resulted in the birth of a child, but seem unable now to conceive again (secondary infertility), can find it almost as painful as never having conceived.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

If your child has a birth injury, it may be from negligent monitoring of your pregnancy or improper delivery methods.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Child Welfare League of America, December 1998, Basic Trends in teen sexual activity: pregnancy and births.
 
 
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