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Topic: Birth Control

Related:
  Control    Birth  
  Birth control pills    Control Systems  
  Birth Control Methods    Access Control  
  Control Panel    Remote Control  
  Process Control    Quality Control  
  Date of Birth    Animal Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Making love,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Breasts
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
"Valley of the Dolls" by Jacqueline Susann
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Valium
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Taking Ecstasy,  Taking Drugs,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite type of dance(s):Raving
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Women taking birth control pills to control menopausal excess bleeding can become depleted of B6, which results in disturbances in the metabolism of tryptophan.
Birth control pills, injections, implants, hormone replacement therapy and menopause can cause a decrease of estrogen.
Birth control pills adversely affect nursing and milk nutrients, but you need not stop nursing; you simply don't need the Pill.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Birth Control Pills Birth Control Pills contain a synthetic estrogen and a synthetic progesterone to force the body to cycle in a normal manner even though conception may have occurred and different hormones levels are supposed to occur.
Birth control pills with a low level of androgens (male hormones) have been successful in controlling or reducing acne in many women.
ECPs are high dosages of ordinary birth control pills containing the hormones estrogen and progestin.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Birth control pills are the oral form of hormonal contraceptives, and other than abstinence from sexual intercourse, they are the most effective means of preventing pregnancy.
BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive women or spending time around children.
BIRTH CONTROL - avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive people.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Pregnancy, birth control pills and life stress can be triggers for PMS for some women who had not previously experienced PMS.
If you are using birth control pills and have PMS our suggestion is to work with your primary care physician to find a hormone free method of birth control.
Birth control pills, progesterone or menopause-inducing drugs are the common choices.
 
 
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