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Topic: Home Birth

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  The Times,  People
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker,  Funeral director
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Favorite animal(s):Greyhound
Interest(s):Geneology,  Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Getting a divorce,  Getting off welfare
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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

About two births and twenty years later, the children having become independent, the parents, their communal chores done, concentrate on study either from the home commune or elsewhere.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Most people assume that the thieves obtain confidential information such as social security numbers and date of births by breaking into someone's home or stealing their wallets.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Studies of planned home births in developed countries with women who have had uncomplicated pregnancies have shown sickness and death rates for mother and baby equal to or better than hospital birth statistics for women with uncomplicated pregnancies.
Third-births risks were higher for a French man if his mother stayed at home for some years than if she worked with no interruption between births, indicating a stronger family orientation of the sons of the first group of women.
Hospital births, birthing center births, home births and even a car birth!
Mark Harris,
Priest

Births of children of members on the active roll are recognized at GMPC by placing a rose on the Communion Table during the morning worship, after which the rose and a gift book are delivered to the home.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

We oppose the attempt by state and local governments to deny parents the right to choose the option of home births and to discourage the development of privately funded women's clinics.
We oppose the attempt by government to deny parents the right to choose the option of home births and to discourage the development of privately funded women’s clinics.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The local policy should provide you with support in all settings, including home births and the availability of emergency services, to enable the best possible arrangements to be made for the care of the mother and baby.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Double records in Ireland and Scotland are not unusual as births and marriages were recorded where the even took place and also in their home parish.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

ACOG Attests Home Births Double Risk of Newborn Death In the August 2002 issue of the Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology , ACOG has published a study about home birth, stating: "The risk of death to newborns delivered at home is nearly twice that of newborns delivered in hospitals.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Throughout my pregnancy I was aware that something like 40 per cent of first births at home transfer to hospital, I'm not sure I really accepted that I could be one of that minority.
 
 
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