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Topic: Pregnancy and Birth

Related:
  Pregnancy    Birth  
  Date of Birth    Baby Birth  
  Child Birth    Birth Control  
  Birth Certificate    Birth Mother  
  Birth of Jesus    Birth Parents  
  Birth Defects    Home Birth  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Their mother,  Their father
Intelligence:Incompetent
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Making love
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Diapers
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Starting life again as a baby,  Having severe anorexia
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Lowered birth weights, problem pregnancies, anemia, kidney failure and liver disease Sometimes, these symptoms are considered the problem.
My other friends who work out and maintain balanced diets and then give birth usually have beautiful pregnancies and pop back into shape a few weeks after birth!
It is an organic brain disorder that refers to a set of physical and mental birth defects a child may develop as a result of his or her mother consuming alcohol during pregnancy.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The finding that IVF pregnancies result in children with a higher rate of birth defects than natural conception differs from results of several other studies.
Birth defects, which occur in nearly one in 20 pregnancies, range in severity from minor anatomic abnormalities to extensive genetic disorders or mental retardation.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Adoptions From The Heart has been helping women faced with unplanned pregnancies for over 15 years, offering birth mothers answers to their questions and informing them of their options.
Studies of planned home births in developed countries with women who have had uncomplicated pregnancies have shown sickness and death rates for mother and baby equal to or better than hospital birth statistics for women with uncomplicated pregnancies.
From the 1978 figures, only one in six pregnancies concluded as births following marriage, and eight in ten premarital teenage pregnancies were unintended.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are some asthma medications that have been considered safe for use during pregnancy without any evidence that they cause congenital birth defects.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Toward the goal of reducing unwanted pregnancies and childbearing among the young, the Commission recommends that birth control information and services be made available to teenagers in appropriate facilities sensitive to their needs and concerns.
Birth Control Trust, for whom the poll was commissioned, suggested that this demonstrated a growing acceptance of legal abortion and a widespread belief that belief that the law should not be used to prevent women ending pregnancies.
Tell your MP you wish to discuss partial birth abortions and selective abortion of multiple pregnancies so recently in the news.
 
 
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From:
Brittany
2005-02-06 21:22:32
i am 9 months pregnant and ready to have my baby but im only have contractions once during every hour and my water hasnt broken and i havnt lost my mucus plug should i be worried?
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