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Topic: Make all my own birthday cards

Related:
  Card    Birthday  
  Make your own greeting cards    Make your own business cards  
  Christmas Cards Make your own  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking,  Economist
Dream job(s):Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Kissing,  Shopping
Favorite book(s):"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
Likes to wear:Hawaiian shirts
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball)
Favorite online activity(s):Sending greeting cards
Favorite time of year:Christmas,  Halloween
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Featuring artwork from our very own roster of Paetenian talents, make someone happy by sending a Birthday hello or a Christmas greeting from our gallery of colorful greeting cards.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I use the computer to do my budgeting, to write letters and to make all my own birthday cards.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

I know several ladies who make nice supplemental incomes designing their own greeting, birthday, and other special occasion cards and gifts.
 
 
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