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Topic: Happy Birthday Jesus

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Easter Bunny, Santa Claus

Good point(s):

Humble, Saintly

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Religion(s):

Christian - Catholic

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Karaoke

Favorite food(s):

Chocolate cake, Cheesecakes

Favorite religious figure(s):

Jesus Christ

Listens to:

Billy Gilman, Rolling Stones, George Michael

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Happy Birthday Jesus is now re-released by Mike Douglas.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Happy Birthday Jesus Celebration: Thanks to everyone for the tremendous support!

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

After dinner we light candles placed in each of the cupcakes and we all sing Happy Birthday to Baby Jesus.
Two angels holding a banner to wish Jesus a happy birthday.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The ones I�m sending out this year have a line drawing of Jesus on the front and say "Happy birthday to me!
happy birthday baby jesus Happy Christmas to you all.

Mark Harris,
Priest

At the end of the sermon they sang happy birthday to jesus.
It's set by the nativity scene and we sing "Happy Birthday" to Jesus before we open our gifts.
Plus of course it being Jesus' birthday we shall sing 'Happy Birthday' to Jesus.

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