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Topic: Bite

Related:
  Dog Bite    Sound Bite  
  Insect Bites    Bug Bites  
  Snake Bite    Cat bites  
  Spider Bite    Flea bites  
  Tick Bite    Reality Bites  
  Another One Bites The Dust    Frost Bite  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Aggressive
Favorite board game(s):Trivial Pursuit
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean,  Frasier,  Sesame Street
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder,  Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Wasps,  Snake
Listens to:Queen,  Weird Al Yankovic,  Shania Twain
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire
Favorite time of year:Summer,  Halloween
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Cole bites off the last of the popsicle and glances at his mom.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

All animal bites should be evaluated by a health professional to determine if treatment is necessary.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Snake Bites are spicy rattlesnake sausages stuffed in a roasted poblano pepper topped with Monterey Jack cheese ($7.
Bamboo Bites Large piece of polished bamboo surrounded by a piece of cuttlefish and cocoa bark finished of with colored coconut shell.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The mosquito bites its victim and the parasite travels to the liver through the blood and infects the red blood cells.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Their bites rarely require stitches so we can afford to use our bare hands and fingers when we tame them.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Brewery Bites Warm days and cool nights make Brewery Bites a popular choice for our customers all year round.
Rattlesnake bites are rarely fatal to large dogs, but little dogs get a lot more venom in proportion to their size, and may die.
Australian snake bites often are not painful and you might not realise you have been bitten.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Their bites left sometimes big welts and patients and volunteers alike were desperate to get rid of them Our North American insect repellent did not seem to work on them and the local population seemed to have little more success by smearing shampoo on their exposed skin.
Tick bites are common and usually harmless, but occasionally may result in Rocky Mountain spotted fever or Lyme disease.
Their bites are rarely fatal, but again victims may be subject to allergic reactions.
 
 
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