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Topic: Dog Bite

Related:
  Dog    Bite  
  Dogs and Cats    Dog Breeds  
  Hot Dog    Pet Dog  
  Puppy Dog    Dog Food  
  Dog Training    Dog Show  
  Dog House    Find dog  

 
 
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People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Aggressive
Dream job(s):Lawyer
Favorite board game(s):Trivial Pursuit
Favorite TV show(s):Mr Bean,  Frasier
Favorite actor(s):Winona Ryder,  Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler,  Snake,  Chimpanzee
Listens to:Queen,  Weird Al Yankovic,  Shania Twain
Favorite time of year:Summer,  Halloween
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

My dog is drooling on the sofa, watching these chicken breast bites slide into my mouth.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Coney Bites: Hot dogs and cheese in a crispy crust with Skyline Chili for dipping.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Rat Bites Dog RATING: R Not just the first XF fan fiction story in screenplay format, but also the very first screenplay written by me.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites - but human bites are the most dangerous of all, because people have more bacteria in their mouths.
Dog and cat fleas do not live on humans, although some people can receive very itchy bites.
John Fielding,
CEO

Dog bites represent one-third of all homeowner claims, causing losses that exceed $1 Billion per year.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

A healthy domestic dog or cat with current rabies shots that bites a person may be quarantined on the premises of the owner after contacting and with the approval of the law enforcement officer.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

It is important that we know not only the percentage of bites from a given breed but also the total number of that breed in the general canine population and the amount of time the dog spends around humans.
Rattlesnake bites are rarely fatal to large dogs, but little dogs get a lot more venom in proportion to their size, and may die.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Dog bites cause an estimated 585,000 injuries resulting in the need for medical attention yearly and children are the most frequent victims.
Children are the most frequent victims of dog bites, and they constitute the population most likely to be seriously injured or killed in canine attacks.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

DOG BITES MAN isn't news, they say, but PIT BULL BITES MAN is.
 
 
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