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Topic: Black Hole

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven
Most admires:Albert Einstein,  Tiger Woods
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite TV show(s):6 O'Clock News
Favorite book(s):"Relativity: The Special and the General Theory" by Albert Einstein
Favorite animal(s):Mouse
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Albert Einstein
Interest(s):Astronomy,  Physics
Favorite movie(s):Independence Day,  Caddyshack
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf),  Tiger Woods (golf)
Listens to:Tool
Favorite destination(s):The Moon
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Black holes often add a dimension to either the psychological or spiritual profile of the birth chart.
The black holes and the event horizons are acting as gates to other universes or eternity.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Black holes are highly constrained objects with tremendous mass and gigantic gravity that will trap any object, including light that is passing by.
Galactic black holes also give off gamma rays, and with such awesome power that you can detect them almost halfway across the known Universe.
The black hole's extreme gravitational force accretes gas from the interstellar medium.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Black powder coat finish and universal mounting holes for attaching your gear.
Arm holes are finished with a black stretch ribbing for a great fit.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Black holes could be outlawed because they scare people and they are probably racist.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Black holes, once a theoretical mathematical construct with some evidence for existence have been shown by Hubble to be a reality.
These black holes are orbiting each other and will merge several hundred million years from now, to create an even larger black hole resulting in a catastrophic event that will unleash intense radiation and gravitational waves.
Quasars are thought to be black holes at the centre of galaxies that feed on gas and stars to generate the massive amount of energy they give out.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Black poles fuck white horny holes!
 
 
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