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Topic: Black man with the magazine

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Pokemon cards

Most admires:

Vladimir Putin

Appearance:

Muscular

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Spider-man comic

Dream job(s):

Movie star

Favorite TV show(s):

Pokemon

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Lee

Favorite computer game(s):

Quake

Favorite movie(s):

Toy Story

Favorite sport(s):

Karate, Working out at the gym, Bodybuilding

Likes to wear:

Low cut hipster jeans, Sumo belt

Listens to:

Country and Western

Favorite type of dance(s):

Line dancing

Favorite quote(s):

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Next to him is a particularly interesting YOUNG MAN on the cover of one of the magazines - a bright yellow background, jeans open two buttons on the top, shirtless wearing a black cowboy hat.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

So whereas in newspapers and general magazines it is forbidden to print pictures of full frontal caucasian male nudes, it is quite clear that if a man is black and deemed "primitive" then this rule does not apply.

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