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Topic: Bladder

Related:
  Gall Bladder    Bladder Control  
  Bladder Cancer    Bladder Infections  
  Bladder Stones    Bladder control problems  
  Overactive Bladder    Gall Bladder Disease  
  Gall Bladder problems    Gall Bladder surgery  
  Gall bladder cancer    Bladder infection symptoms  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Likes to wear:Diapers
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Belching,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Intestinal and urinary bladder calcium channels are also affected by these two drugs and so constipation and the slowing of urine flow can be annoying side effects.
Urinary bladder stones occur in approximately 20 percent of cats with lower urinary tract disease.
Incontinence is the loss of bladder or bowel control resulting in involuntary loss of urine or stool.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Most bladders are made at LTI by dipping mandrels, coating the exterior surface with latex, then curing them in an oven.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Urinary bladder function not only involves smooth and striated muscle systems but also a complex combination of nervous system components located in the brain and along the spinal cord as well as in the bladder and urethra.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The urinary bladder, ureters, and urethra are all muscular structures lined with a membrane coated with mucus that is impermeable to the normal soluble substances of the urine.
The urinary bladder mucosa and the urethra had microscopic evidence of chronic inflammation.
The gall bladder is a fairly simple organ (holding sack) which stores bile that trickles from the liver until it is needed for fat digestion.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Curing bladders made of special heat resistant compound, designed to be used in high technology curing presses.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

In bladder cancer it is often associated with chronic inflammation, and in tropical climates with bilharzial parasites in a condition called urinary schistosoma haematobium.
Urinary tract, bladder and kidney infections are the result of bacteria that is feeding off of the build up of acid in those regions.
I was also told that I have a bladder infection along with a urinary tract infection.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
goodguy702002
2005-06-05 19:18:35
how many ounces, does a bladder hold?
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