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Topic: Blair Witch Project

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  Witch    Project  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Butt Ugly,  Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Comic book artist,  Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):South Park
Favorite explorer(s):Hernan Cortes
Favorite activity(s):Going to the movies
Likes to wear:Traditional tribal dress
Favorite movie(s):King Kong,  Titanic,  This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite time of year:Halloween
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire
Favorite quote(s):"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti...." - Silence of the Lambs
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John Fielding,
CEO

The Blair Witch Project, short for $30,000 by graduates of this course, grossed over $150 million.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

HAXAN Films, the creators of the blockbuster independent film "The Blair Witch Project," is documenting the Expedition for PlanetOutdoors.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Bare Wench Project, the An on-line parody of the movie the Blair Witch Project.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

For example, here's the Blair Witch Project Pin , which we crafted for Haxan Films.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

an Myrick (co-director of The Blair Witch Project ) will helm Salvage , a post-apocalyptic movie from actor and writer J.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

"Blair Witch Project" Creators to Document the "Lost Tribe Expedition" for PlanetOutdoors.
"Blair Witch Project" Creators to Document the "Lost Tribe Expedition" for www.
HAXAN Films will document "The Lost Tribe Expedition" with an approach similar to "The Blair Witch Project.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

If you dug the Blair Witch Project make sure you check out the Curse of the Blair Witch and Blair Witch 2.
Just this past year Blair Witch Project made Harrison Ford and all these other people look like dummies.
All I know is that the Blair Witch Project is the ONLY movie that has ever frightened me and kept me up at night for any period of time.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Forget Godzilla and Blair Witch Project, here is the craziest, dopest, punkest motherfuckin' film director living today!
 
 
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