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Topic: Trail Blazers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

SUV, Prom dress

Favorite TV show(s):

Anime stuff

Favorite book(s):

"Siddhartha" by Hermann Hesse
"The Firm" by John Grisham
"Memoirs of a Geisha" by Arthur S Golden

Favorite computer game(s):

Grand Theft Auto

Likes to wear:

Business suits, School uniform, Leather jacket

Favorite sport(s):

Walking, Dragon Boat Racing

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball), Michael Jordan, Tonya Harding (figure skating)

Listens to:

Jazz, Everclear

Favorite type of dance(s):

Tango

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Trail Blazers who complete the entire circuit before June 2, 2002 will receive recognition from the Illinois Department of Natural Resources.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Trail Blazers swept the Lakers en route to an NBA Championship.
Portland Trail Blazers: The Blazers desperately tried to wrangle their way into a lower draft position by floating Dale Davis and Bonzi Wells.
Carling Trail Blazers annual pot luck dinner.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Trail blazers would combine the skills of intellectual historians, biographers, cognitive psychologists, and archivists.
There is a new profession of trail blazers, those who find delight in the task of establishing useful trails through the enormous mass of the common record.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Portland is the home of the Trail Blazers professional basketball team, and also has hockey and baseball for sports fans.
Arizona Trail Blazers based in Arizona for fullsize Blazers and Trucks that want to wheel together.
Trail blazers like Natural Ice Creams have shown the way.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Trail Blazers has joined the national movement to make mentoring a priority in youth development and violence prevention.
The Trail Blazers shot 51 percent from the floor, compared to just 42 percent for Philadelphia.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Trail Blazers' Rasheed Wallace suspended without pay for seven games03:40 PM.

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