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Topic: Internal Bleeding

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  Internal    Bleeding  
  Internal Medicine    Internal Audit  
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  Internal Revenue    Internal Organs  
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Bad point(s):Vicious
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Teeth
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite type of dance(s):Break dancing
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking,  Taking Ecstasy
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
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Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Internal bleeding swelled Reed's brain and a blood clot formed forcing doctors to operate three times during a 46-day hospital stay.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Stops internal bleeding, bruising and swelling, invigorates blood, breaks blood stagnation, stops pain, strengthens tendons and bones.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is most common after heart attack, severe internal bleeding, surgery, severe asthma attacks, trauma or any scenario where blood loss to the brain occurs.
It is essential for the formation of the blood clotting substance in our blood so internal bleeding and hemorrhages can be controlled naturally.
Used to stop internal and external bleeding and reduce high blood pressure.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Since these are internal membranes its often difficult to assess how much damage has been caused unless their are obvious signs such as rectal bleeding.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Internal bleeding results when vessels rupture allowing blood to leak into body cavities.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Internal use was confined to short term treatments for problems like bleeding ulcers.
Severe cases may even spread to the liver and kidneys causing dangerous internal bleeding and death.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The child was bleeding from the head and mouth when sheriff's deputies arrived, but did not suffer internal injuries.
Following emergency surgery to relieve the pressure on her brain caused by internal bleeding due to her Coumadin overdose she regained consciousness for approximately 10 days.
Likely failure outcomes: Internal bleeding and bruising.
 
 
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