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Topic: Blind Dogs

Related:
  Dog    Blind  
  Guide Dogs for the Blind    Dogs and Cats  
  Dog Breeds    Hot Dog  
  Pet Dog    Puppy Dog  
  Dog Food    Dog Training  
  Dog Show    Dog House  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair
Most admires:Helen Keller,  Alexander Bell
Personality:Aggressive
Intelligence:Retarded
Currently has on their coffee table:Dog World magazine
Dream job(s):Dog groomer,  Interior decorator
Favorite body part(s):Eyes
Favorite animal(s):Dog,  Rottweiler,  Poodle
Favorite sport(s):Hunting
Likes to wear:Leash
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"The dingo's got my baby" - Lindy Chamberlain
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Guide Dogs for the Blind Association has been established for 71 years and relies on voluntary contributions to fund its work.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Dogs also need to learn to resist the temptation of scent queues when visualizing marks and running blinds.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

A blind woman proudly knits the yarn and then wears the scarf made from her Seeing Eye dog's hair.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Do blind Eskimos have seeing eye sled dogs?
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Blind and visually impaired partners rely on their guide dogs to safely negotiate the unseen environment.
Pilot Dogs Pilot Dogs is a nonprofit organization founded in 1950 to train guide dogs and to teach blind persons to work with them.
Dog's training rudiments consist of making the dog execute of various behaviours that are designated to safely guide a blind person.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

These dogs should be able to work cover and water, run multiple marked retrieves and blind retrieves on water and land and be steady to shot and fall.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Irish Guide Dogs for the Blind is a registered charity founded in Ireland in 1976.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Bona fide guide dogs accompanying blind or deaf people can be taken into all National and State Parks.
DOGS OF AMERICA Forming Partnerships between Blind People and Guide Dogs Guide Dogs of America was founded by the IAM and AW in 1948 when a union member was refused a guide dog because of his advancing age.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Blind dogs are also deaf/mute to other dogs since most pack ranking is done through body posturing and behavior - things a blind dog would never see to learn.
 
 
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