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Topic: Blood

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist, Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Heart, Skin

Interest(s):

Biology

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Heart attack imminent, Uses laxatives

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia, Cloning themselves

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Drinking, Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Thus, blood pressure changes per se may not completely explain the elevated risk for cardiac morbidity and mortality.
High blood pressure can be treated effectively with lifestyle changes and medications that can reduce the risk of complications.
High blood pressure is a chronic disorder, which means it usually cannot be cured, but it can be controlled in a variety of ways, including lifestyle modifications and medication.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is an excellent exercise for people with high blood pressure since the elevated leg position facilitates blood circulation and reduces cardiovascular stress.
It is assumed that volume loading and alpha receptor agonism improve cerebral blood flow by reduction of reflex sympathetic vasoconstriction of the cerebral blood vessels.
Blood pressure is determined in part by the pumping of the heart muscle and in part by the resistance imposed by the blood vessels which serve to distribute the oxygen and nutrients in the blood to the organs of the body.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

The blood supply to the retina starts at the optic nerve at 16 weeks of gestation, and the vessels gradually grow out over the surface of the retina.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

No changes were found in routine hematology and clinical chemistry and no changes in blood pressure during or after infusion were observed.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

After the tissue is situated in its new position the severed blood vessels are reattached to local blood vessels under microscopic guidance to furnish the necessary blood flow.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Microscopic polyangiitis is a systemic necrotizing nongranulomatous vasculitis that affects small blood vessels and is associated with focal segmental necrotizing glomerulonephritis.
Lymphocytes are a group of white blood cells that are the most important part of the human immune system.
White blood cells are responsible for protecting the body from invasion by foreign substances such as bacteria and viruses.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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From: GANGSTA DISCIPLE 2005-08-27 14:41:10	MAN I REP THAT GD NATION TO THA FULLEST FUCK A HOOK AND FUCK LATIN KINGS THA ONLY 5 I GET ALONG WIT IS BLOODS BECAUSE THEY BANG TO THA RIGHT LIKE US GD'S 74 TILL THA WORLD BLOW BGD FOLK TILL I CHOKE
From: INSANE GANGSTA DISCIPLES 2005-08-27 17:28:18	6 POPPIN 5 DROPPIN
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From: duffa 2005-09-06 22:17:02	What is the knowlegde of the five point star
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From: TC 2006-01-01 21:27:17	i need to kno a few quotes of the GD's. i used to kno a couple but i forgot them. can anyone help me out here?
From: Black Gangsta Disciples Nation 2006-03-05 14:52:38	Man Fuck That Blood GanG Shit KinFolk , It's All About That ChiCaGo Bitch And Fuck LA ..... If You Aint Folks-Nation G.D.N Then Fuck Yall Hoes , Its 6 Poppin 5 Droppin , My PitchForks Stay Raised At 410 Ready For Any ( Slob ) 74.14 Till This Bitch Blow

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