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Topic: Blood Diseases

Related:
  Disease    Blood  
  Blood    Heart Disease  
  Blood Cells    Blood Pressure  
  Infectious Diseases    Diseases and Conditions  
  Blood tests    Blood Vessels  
  Chronic Disease    Centers for Disease Control  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Lungs,  Skin
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Drinking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Blood and blood products used for medical purposes in Namibia are routinely screened for transmissible diseases such as AIDS and hepatitis in strict compliance with world standards.
Blood testing and other essential diagnostic techniques to accommodate the commonly encountered diseases and emergencies can be potentially provided to African health care centers.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Unbalanced insulin and blood sugar levels have been found to be more significant factors in heart disease than high blood cholesterol.
High blood cholesterol is a risk factor for coronary heart disease and stroke because it leads to fatty buildups in artery walls.
New guidelines for blood pressure and LDL cholesterol in people with diabetes are lower than for the general population and similar to those for people with known heart disease.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Measurement of blood oxygenation during sleep can be helpful in evaluation these underlying diseases.
Blood circulates more smoothly thus old wast products get disposed more effectively, immune system is strengthened and resistance aginst diseases enhances.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

It is of great value in studying diseases of blood vessels, blood supply of tumors and mapping vascular anatomy in various parts of the body.
Some physical diseases may also show their first signs in the eyes, for example high blood pressure or diabetes, and here too the eye examination plays an important role in ensuring that anything suspicious is referred for specialist medical attention.
Chronic diseases that increase blood iron levels produce a more favorable environment in which the bacteria can grow.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Hepatitis is just one of the blood born diseases you can get from going to a un-professional shop that does not adhere to the laws for body piercings or tattooing.
Diseases of the heart and blood vessels kill more people in the United States each year than all other diseases put together.
 
 
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