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Topic: Blood test results

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Heart, Skin

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite animal(s):

Cat

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Undergoing therapy, Has cancer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Worst habit(s):

Drinking, Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Blood test results have more power to improve glucose control if you know how to use them right away.
Blood glucose test results over the last 24 hours.
Blood test for the diagnosis of ischemia with results available in 30 minutes.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This blood test provides an ideal opportunity to have the patient return to discuss the results and can often open the way to further the lifestyle discussion.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Test results are available within 24 hours of processing a small blood sample and, importantly, the antigens are not secreted with BCG vaccination.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Test is performed on 2 or 3 drops of blood with results available in approximately two minutes.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Everyone's blood test results are different.
Blood test results indicated a severe reaction to two of the molds that showed up in the home.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

HIV test results were given 1-2 weeks after the blood was taken for testing.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Blood test results are pending but the police haven't ruled out the possibility that McKenzie was under the influence of drugs during the accident.
Results of the tests revealed problems with my blood clotting and some internal bleeding.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The results of blood tests used to determine whether the patient has antibodies to Lyme disease bacteria.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: alexis 2004-11-05 10:39:07	my boyfriends blood results say: Wnl except L bun (possible renal) symptoms consist with ddk with upj request iup. what does that mean?
From: GRETA COPPIN 2004-11-05 22:50:09	WHAT ARE THE NORMS FOR A CBC TEST
From: Ron 2004-11-24 21:14:48	My 4yr old just had a blood test a the doctor said everything was good except her Stat recaction was 60 and should be between 12 & 13 and the c-reaction was 43 and should be 5 or below

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