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Topic: Blue Jeans And Tight

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Bikini, Sewing machine, Lingerie

Appearance:

Beautiful

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense, Geekiness

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Currently has on their coffee table:

FHM magazine, Vogue magazine, Seventeen magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

That 70's Show, Jerry Springer

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Studying

Likes to wear:

Low cut hipster jeans, Banana Republic, Mooks

Listens to:

Robbie Williams, Country and Western

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The snake skinned girl wore a pair of fairly tight jeans and a blue sweater that covered only one shoulder.
An attractive woman dressed in a loose sweater and very tight blue jeans took the seat next to me.
Because he was turned on, had been since Lance had shown up in his stupid tight jeans and pretty blue shirt pulling across his shoulders.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Tight jeans might look really cool, but when great blue mutants stuck their claws in it got kinda uncomfortable.
I usually wear very baggy blue jeans with a long tight wife beater over me.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

He was wearing tight jeans, the familiar worn leather bomber jacket over his broad shoulders, and those Mel Gibson eyes of his were twinkling their mischievous blue.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: La 2005-03-26 06:45:57	I love a lady in tight jeans they are te finest there is make a man do right everyday
From: bob 2005-04-21 20:27:03	what day is it
From: sert 2005-04-24 19:04:00
From: sert 2005-04-24 19:04:18	gtyhfj
From: doody 2005-07-09 10:42:57	hi, a girl in tight undone jeans is super hot? any comments?

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