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Topic: Blue Velvet

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bonnie & Clyde, Lady Godiva

Favorite possession(s):

Prom dress, Bikini, Lingerie

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Movie star

Favorite era(s):

1940s

Favorite explorer(s):

Marco Polo

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Likes to wear:

Long dresses, Bridesmade's dress, Spandex PVC

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cross-dressing for a day

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Rich, royal blue velvet is a stand out with lime green metallic accents.
His lady was dressed in blue velvet, all trimmed with swan's down.
Discarded Velvet Blue Hatchling looks deeply into Shannon's eyes.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

This dress has fully lined sapphire blue velvet bodice with plaid piping trim on neckline and sleeves.
She is made of deep blue velvet, with lilac and creamy yellow French silk satin.
Ayauhteotl is made of Cobalt blue velvet, with periwinkle and dreamy blue French silk satin.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Blue velvet earmuffs and scarf keep her warm as these adorable holiday foals deliver gifts in the snow!

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