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Topic: Toronto District School Board

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Most admires:

Nelson Mandela

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

Teacher, President of the United States, CEO

Education:

Elementary school, Post-graduate

Favorite TV show(s):

NYPD Blue

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Winning the lottery, Going back to school

Membership(s):

Trade union

Favorite type of dance(s):

The Waltz

Favorite quote(s):

"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

This took place at the Toronto Catholic District School Board headquarters at 80 Sheppard Ave East on Friday September 29.
Toronto District School Board Memo Warning of Student Agitation.
Toronto District School Board Offers Condolences to Victims in New York and Washington D.

John Fielding,
CEO

Chris is currently a Superintendent for the Toronto District School Board and lectures on issues of race, equity, sport, and education at York University.
Ryerson University continues to be an active participant in the University Purchasing Group which has grown this year to include the Toronto District School Board.
We are a year round outdoor education and conference facility owned and operated by the Toronto District School Board.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Toronto District School Board Supports the Education Improvement Commission's Call for Improved Education Funding.
This committee consists of representatives from the TDSB and members from all seven unions, which have employees with the Toronto District School Board.
McKinlay is currently working with the Toronto District School Board, and has applied for supervised registration with the College of Psychologists of Ontario.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Toronto District School Board Web site This is Web site for the Toronto Board of Education.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Toronto District School Board Chair Gail Nyberg called the incident a ``gross abuse of power.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Toronto District School Board Elects New Chair and Vice-Chair.

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