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Topic: Bob Dole

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Most admires:Hillary Clinton,  George W Bush,  Al Gore
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Politics:Republican,  Democrat,  Conservative
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite actor(s):Ronald Reagan
Favorite great leader(s):Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Interest(s):Politics
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite political figure(s):John F Kennedy
Membership(s):Natural Law Party,  National Rifle Association,  Klu Klux Klan
Favorite quote(s):"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both." - Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890-1969)
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

WASHINGTON -- Counterpunching Bob Dole's claim that he's soft on drugs, President Clinton says Congress will stymie the war on narcotics unless it quickly provides all the money "to get the job done.
Bob Dole is a huge hypocrite for attacking Clinton on campaign contributions after he did more than anyone to kill this bill.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I also built the Tax Calculator , a handy application to see how much you would save if Bob Dole's 50 percent tax cut were implemented.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

This time it was headed by Donald Rumsfeld…head of Bob Dole's 1996 presidential campaign, and a long-time advocate of missile defense.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Bush, whose campaign has had rough going between Senator Bob Dole's challenges and a vocal element outside the Republican Party trying to shut his campaign down, was reduced to calls of "Shut up!
In the 1996 presidential primary Bob Dole's victory here re-energized his campaign sending him on to the presidential nomination.
Comparing Bob Dole and Bill Clinton as candidates for the next presidential elections.
John Fielding,
CEO

Took $875,000 for speeches to Bob Dole's campaign contributors, and got sweetheart deal on a luxury vacation condo from one of them, and a million dollars for the Red Cross right after she took it over.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Following Bob Dole's Viagra and Pepsi commercials, and the Mario Cuomo-Ann Richards Dorito's commercial among others, McCain's foray into late-night comedy hardly draws a raised eyebrow.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Bob Dole's soul is owned by the Tobacco Lobby which will hurt him with non-smokers and smokers who don't want their kids to start smoking.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

This book collects some of Bob Dole's favorite humorous anecdotes about American politicians--and British Prime Minister Winston Churchill, who gets most of the handful of truly savage putdowns.
Some have suggested that the Doles went after Owen because they felt the scandal cost Bob the presidential nomination in 1988, or because Owen fought the charges instead of quietly falling on his sword.
 
 
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