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Topic: Bone In Your Body

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  Bone    Body  
  Mind Body    Body Parts  
  Body for Life    Body Systems  
  Body and Soul    Body Fat  
  Body Works    Human Body Bones  
  Body Muscle    Human Body  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Breasts
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Starsign:Capricorn
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

When your body is alkaline it will not take calcium from the bones and other bodily processes therefore reducing the amount of extra calcium needed.
The body works to regulate the calcium level in the blood by drawing calcium from the bones when insufficient amounts are in the bloodstream.
The bones and joints of the body show up as gray to black areas depending on how much blood is flowing through them and the bone metabolism.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Our bones are crystalline and resonate with a piezo-electric effect Use your body in an new way and find the increase in longevity that the Asian elite have used secretly for centuries.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Balancing the bones of the pelvis and the sacrum to the bones of the skull and the cervical vertebrae is very instrumental in keeping the body correctly aligned and posturally and proprioceptively free to locate itself and move efficiently and effectively in space.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

The bodies were burned outside, and then their ashes and bones were brought inside — perhaps on animal skins — and placed on the basin stones.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There was live body weight data available for each of those tagged specimens and then I collected the bones, made a series of measurements on all of them, and did my own regression equations and applied that to some of the fossil fauna.
It enables bones and teeth to harden by increasing the deposition of calcium into these structures and may also assist in the movement of calcium across body cell membranes.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are 206 bones in the human body and they are important, not just because they hold our skin up, but they act as factories for the production of blood and essential blood cells through bone marrow.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

This is one of Papa Bones favorite bathes for removing all negativity from your body and spiritual soul.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Ligaments are connective tissues that connect bones with bones in the body.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Then their bodies are squeezed until the flesh and bones are forced out through spaces in the iron wrapping, like a lump of tsamba dough that oozes out between the fingers of a tightened fist.
 
 
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