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Topic: Human Body Bones

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  Body    Human Body Systems  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Couch
Appearance:Muscular
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Brain,  Skin
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Starsign:Capricorn
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Uses laxatives,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The human body contains 206 bones constituting about one-tenth of the total body weight (see figure 24.
How many bones are in the adult human body?
How many bones are there in the human body?
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Bones: There are 206 in the human body.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

The punks were using heavy blunt objects that would have broken several bones in an ordinary humans body with only a few solid blows.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

The human spine is made up of small bones called vertebral bodies which are stacked on top of each other to form a spinal column.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Skeletal Bones - Human bones that form the framework that support tissues and protect the internal organs of our bodies and which certain Kenpo strikes, etc.
The human body is composed of many crystallite substances, the bones, blood and DNA are crystalline in structure as well as the liquid crystal-colloidal structure of the brain.
The human body is a complex interconnected system, wrapped around a skeletal structure of 206 interlocking bones, manipulated by a system of over six hundred muscles.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

There are 206 bones in the human body and they are important, not just because they hold our skin up, but they act as factories for the production of blood and essential blood cells through bone marrow.
 
 
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