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Topic: Body Sculpting Body Building Women's

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Dildo, Bikini, Lingerie

Appearance:

Muscular

Politics:

Feminist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine, Vogue magazine

Likes to wear:

Mambo, Adidas, Sports bra

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Volleyball, Running

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Showing off

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Hormone produced by both men and women which controls masculinization in the body and is the key hormone in muscle building.
Body Sculpting Body Building Women's Fitness Exercises Q and A Nutritional Information Glossary Links HOME.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Building a hard, chiseled body attracts women.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Body Sculpting Body Building Women's Fitness Quick Fix Q and A Exercises Nutritional Information Glossary Links HOME.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

That, if women are to become partners in economic development and building strong democracies they have to be the owners of their bodies and their destinies.
This building purchase has been acheived 100% by leather men and women, with no funding or support from any government body or foundation.

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