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Topic: Body Mass Index Calculator

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm), Credit card

Most admires:

Rob Roy

Appearance:

Overweight, Muscular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ada Lovelace

Interest(s):

Maths, Real estate

Dream job(s):

Banker

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Favorite sport(s):

Running

Listens to:

Matchbox Twenty

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

To calculate your BMI: Body Mass Index Calculator ( According to medical literature, clinically severe obese people can never achieve long-term weight loss with dietary or behavioral modifications alone.
The numerous height/weight charts and other tables, the BMI calculator (Body Mass Index) aren't very accurate either and shouldn't be used too often as an indicator of your weight loss progress.
Com provides calorie, IBW (Ideal Body Weight), and BMI (Body Mass Index) calculators, along with access to practical advice regarding weight loss.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

In addition, the site already contains a body mass index (BMI) calculator for PalmOS (R) devices.

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