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Topic: Body Mass Index Body Fat

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular, Overweight

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite great thinker(s):

Archimedes

Interest(s):

Maths

Favorite movie(s):

Sound of Music

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Listens to:

Matchbox Twenty

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia, Being normal

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The Body Mass Index (BMI), which looks at weight in relation to height, is a good indicator of excess body fat.
Body Mass Index (BMI) - Relationship between weight and height that is associated with body fat and health risk.
Body Mass Index (BMI) is a measure of body fat based on height and weight that applies to both adult men and women.

User Talk

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