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Topic: Human Body Systems

Related:
  System    Human  
  Body    Human Body Part  
  Human Nervous System    Human body has 11 organ  
  Human Body Bones    Anatomy of the Human Body  
  Muscles of the Human Body    Human Digestive System  
  Human Respiratory System    Human Reproductive System  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Penis
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Brain
Interest(s):Biology
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Nervous twitch
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The human body can maintain health and survive only if all systems work together as an efficiently functioning cooperative.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Human body systems reviewed include circulatory, respiratory, digestive, sensory and reproductive.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The human body systems depend on the unimpeded flow of blood and nerve impulses.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Human cadavers have been carefully dissected and photographed to clearly depict the principal organs from each of the body systems.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The body's control systems, whether human or animal, are able to edit internal nerve messages to suit the over-riding demands of survival.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The human body is a highly complex organism in which multiple systems and subsystems work together as a seamless unity to maintain health and support growth and development.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Human Physiology in Space Illustrated chapters cover the physiology of major body systems affected by space flight.
This is a study of the basic principles of human anatomy and physiology with emphasis on interrelationships among body systems.
They studied the digestive and circulatory systems of the human body and designed an experiment to test the effect of exercise on pulse rates and breathing rates.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The human body's immune system does not try to bond with the neutralised protein, thereby preventing the allergic attack.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
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riza
2005-01-12 07:37:57
what is the algorithm you've used in this expert system?
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2005-09-13 21:34:00
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