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Topic: Body Muscle

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Couch, Abflexer(tm)

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Ass

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym, Walking

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking Valium

Worst habit(s):

Nervous twitch

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The body also uses carbohydrates to make a substance called glycogen that is stored in the liver and muscles for future use.
The result is a toned body without the bulky muscles associated with weight lifting.
Your muscles are the great forges in your body that combust oxygen and body fat and generate your raw human physical energy.

Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

If muscles are tight because of stress, a gentle massage with Body Bliss helps to ease tension and allows both body and mind to relax.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Body scrubs stimulate the muscles and increase blood circulation by lightly massaging the muscles and skin.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

If your muscles are tight you will not be able to get the arm to move as quickly as if you semi relax it and snap your arm through using your leg and body power to generate the power and speed.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

We are subjecting our bodies through each long or quality session from a series of progressive overloads to stress and tire the muscles and then the recovery so our muscles recover to a higher state of fitness than before.
For it is the function of the vital body to build and restore the tone of the muscles when tense and tired by the work imposed upon them by the restless desire body which was started in the Moon Period.
There is an understanding today that unexpressed emotions are held in the body and that tense and rigid muscles are not healthy for the body and that suppressed emotions are not good for the mind.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Body Shop A strength training workout that will help define the muscles by using resistance weight to tone and strengthen your muscles.
This full body massage aids circulation and reduces tension soothes sore muscles and helps to improve skin and muscle tone.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Interstitial body fluid in the mesoderm is kept under pressure in a closed body compartment whereas the muscles of the body walls exert forces against the hydrostatic skeleton providing support for movement.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: Ken Bisson 2004-11-17 21:53:33	What is proper weight lifting ratio? For instance if I bench press 145 what should my arms be able to handle, (shoulders, etceteras)?
From: Leeroy 2004-12-08 03:35:24	How to get a muscular body?
From: PATRICIA CERVANTES 2005-09-21 23:36:22	What affect does zero gravity have on muscle cells?
From: patricia cervantes 2005-09-21 23:40:15	What affect does zero gravity haveon muscle cells?Do we know term affects of zero gravity to an astronaut?

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