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Topic: Body Systems

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  System    Body  
  Information Systems    Mind Body  
  Control Systems    Management System  
  Human Body Systems    Body Parts  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Brain
Interest(s):Biology
Favorite drink(s):Tea
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby,  Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Yogic system of balancing the body's energies.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Homeopathy is a system of medicine which uses natural remedies to stimulate the body's self-healing powers.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The body's immune system mistakenly attacks thyroid tissue, causing excessive growth of the tissue leading to an enlarged thyroid.
Outlines the system of treatment that attempts to cure by strengthening the body's resistance with the administration of minute doses of substances that ordinarily would cause the illness.
Nutrition is our body's fuel; therefore it is not optional that we provide our system with proper nutrients if we are to enjoy health and balance.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The body's immune system normally makes proteins called antibodies to protect the body against viruses, bacteria, and other foreign materials.
They are designed to encourage the bodys defence systems to rapidly recognise any invasive organism and to produce antibodies of various types whic h will result in the eradication of the disease.
The body's musculoskeletal system forms a structure that, when disordered, may effect changes in the function of other parts of the body.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Lupus is a chronic autoimmune disease in which the immune system mistakes the body's connective tissue for a foreign invader and attacks it.
The body's immune system attacks the liver cells because they are infected with the hepatitis B virus.
The body's defense system against disease attacks some spores, but carries others to the lymph nodes in the chest.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

These techniques are often unsatisfactory because the body's immune system recognizes the graft as a foreign substance and rejects it.
 
 
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2004-11-09 19:07:30
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2005-04-14 15:20:53
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