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Topic: Dayton Bombers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Yasser Arafat, Shimon Peres, All cheerleaders

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Dream job(s):

Terrorist

Favorite activity(s):

Trading cards, Watching Sport on TV

Interest(s):

Aviation

Favorite computer game(s):

X-Wing

Favorite movie(s):

Dr Strangelove, Happy Gilmore

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey, Lacrosse, Bowling

Favorite destination(s):

Israel

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball), Wilt Chamberlain (basketball), Michael Jordan

Favorite quote(s):

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

One of the benefits Gem players will have skating at Sportstown is exposure to the ECHL Dayton Bombers, whose new ownership group has been in communications with the Gems regarding practice ice for the coming season.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

The Nutter Center has also become home for high profile sporting events including Wright State University athletics, Dayton Bombers Hockey, and regional and state high school volleyball, and basketball tournaments.
When the Dayton Bombers of the East Coast Hockey League hit the practice ice at the Sportstown Skating Center this fall, they will be sharing the facility with Continental Elite Hockey League expansion Dayton Gems.
The East Coast Hockey League announced on Thursday that Dayton Bombers Head Coach Greg Ireland has been fined an undisclosed amount for his actions following ECHL Playoff Game Q-3 against Greenville on May 8.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Thompson scored a pair of goals to lead the Dayton Bombers past the Johnstown Chiefs, 3-1.
He played 12 professional games at the conclusion of his senior year including four games with the Dayton Bombers of the ECHL and eight games with the Cincinnati Mighty Ducks of the AHL.
He was acquired from the Dayton Bombers in February of 2002 along with Matt Desrosiers for Jason Sessa.

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Dayton Bombers 6-0, Sylvania All Stars 6-0, Butler County Blackhawks 2-1 and beat Twin Bridges Lighting 3-1 in the Championship game.

User Talk

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