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Topic: World Trade Center bombing

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, Vladimir Putin

Currently has on their coffee table:

Washington Post

Dream job(s):

Terrorist, Spy, Lawyer

Favorite great leader(s):

Gamal Nasser

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Ayatollah

Interest(s):

Conspiracies

Likes to wear:

Burqa

Favorite movie(s):

Dr Strangelove

Listens to:

Billy Gilman

Favorite destination(s):

Israel, Baghdad

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Membership(s):

Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"A man is known by the company he keeps"
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

In February, Pakistan extradited Ramzi Yousef, alleged mastermind of the World Trade Center bombing, to the United States.
The plots were directed by Ramzi Ahmed Yousef, the alleged mastermind of the World Trade Center bombing in New York City in February 1993.
Attacks aimed at the United States have included the bombings of the World Trade Center in New York City in 1993, the Alfred P.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Urban Legends and Folklore Includes a cross-referenced page on stories surrounding the World Trade Center and Pentagon Bombings.
A tract put out by Burkey University Mind Control Cult Involvement in World Trade Center Bombings F.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

And he has been linked to Ramzi Yousef, the convicted mastermind of the World Trade Center bombing.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

There are countless stories of heroism in New York following the World Trade Center bombings.
This was visible in the very first hours after the suicide bombings and destruction of the twin towers of the World Trade Center in New York City and the.
In spite of the World Trade Center kamikaze bombings, they are continuing with plans to build the world's tallest skyscraper in Shanghai.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Ramzi Ahmad Youssuf under the direction of Osama Bin Laden oversaw the bombing of the World Trade Center.
Ramzi Ahmed Yousef, suspected of involvement in this plot as well as the World Trade Center bombing in 1993, is linked to Afghan training.
An example of a major news event (circa 2002) is Terrorism in America and the World Trade Center Kamikaze/Jihad bombings.

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