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Topic: Government bonds

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Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Grigory Rasputin
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite board game(s):Monopoly
Favorite book(s):"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb
Favorite movie(s):James Bond
Listens to:David Bowie
Favorite sportsperson(s):Hank Aaron (baseball),  Mickey Mantle (baseball),  Babe Ruth (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
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"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The government faces protests from the homeless over lack of housing and from those threatened eviction from their homes because they cannot afford to pay their mortgage bonds.
Japanese government bonds fell yesterday as investors took profits following a strong rally on Thursday.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Taxable municipal bonds exist because the federal government will not subsidize the financing of certain activities which do not provide a significant benefit to the public at large.
Municipal bonds issued by government entities but under the control of larger government entities and for which the larger entity shares the credit responsibility.
Tax Bonds are required by government entities and guarantee that the principal will pay their taxes in accordance with the governing law.
John Fielding,

Bonds are financed by funds from private investors who "purchase" a portion of a bond issue in exchange for interest and principal that the government pays to the investors for the term of the bonds.
The government is currently issuing special treasury bonds at a rate of around $18 billion a year to fund major infrastructure projects.
Government bonds or notes at par value or Bid Bond written by a surety company, approved by the City Manager and authorized to do business in the State of Florida.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The Government had guaranteed the payment of hundreds of millions of dollars in bonds issued by these two lines.
Bonds issued or guaranteed by Canadian governments and companies with a credit rating of BBB or higher.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Government bonds as collateral and then reissue its obligations with the actual indebtedness to nonresident aliens and foreign corporations qualifying as portfolio interest exempt indebtedness.
These bonds are frequently foreign government issues.
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