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Topic: Savings Bonds The official government

Vital Stats

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Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Grigory Rasputin

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite book(s):

"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Listens to:

David Bowie

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball), Hank Aaron (baseball), Ted Williams (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting off welfare

Favorite political figure(s):

John F Kennedy

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

Government Bureau of Public Debt issues new and exciting types of savings bonds designed for almost every type of investor.
Savings Bonds and Savings Notes Additionally, some state and local governments require implementation of an AAP as a condition of doing business with them.
Since government pays its pension contribution in bonds, the net savings effect is relatively limited.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

United States Savings Bonds are issued by the Treasury Department of the United States Federal Government and are considered long-term investments.
The Government of Saint Lucia hereby invites applications for the National Savings and Development Bonds as stated above.
T hose in the public who bought a few government savings bonds knew there was a series E and a series H.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Savings bonds, the old standby guaranteed by the "full faith and credit" of the Federal Government are still a very popular way to use bonds for investment purposes.

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