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Topic: I Bonds

Related:
  Bond    All I  
  I know    I like  
  I go    I love  
  Here I    I found myself  
  I E    Friends and I  
  I believe    I m  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Good point(s):Loyal
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite board game(s):Monopoly
Favorite book(s):"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb
Interest(s):Chemistry
Favorite movie(s):James Bond
Listens to:David Bowie
Favorite sportsperson(s):Hank Aaron (baseball),  Mickey Mantle (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Being a James Bond girl,  Getting off welfare
Favorite political figure(s):John F Kennedy
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I leaned down and sucked each nipple into my mouth and she started writhing and pulling on her bonds.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

I write with interest in browsing your website and would like to ask whether your website members will be of interest in buying bonds certificate issued at the request of The Ministry of Finance of USA 1935 series.
John Fielding,
CEO

I am willing to invest a small part of my retirement savings in bonds or money market investments as long as most of my investments are in stock funds.
I Bonds are a new type of bond designed for investors seeking to protect the purchasing power of their investment along with a guaranteed real rate of return.
I Bonds and Series EE Savings Bonds are accrual securities.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

I believe with a growing number of others that these problems began several millennia ago when our ancestors took up farming and broke the primal bonds with the living world and put human beings above all other life.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I am not trying to imply that women who define themselves as emotionally monogamous have absolutely no emotional bonds outside of their partner.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

I could have said William and Mary is special because the bonds of friendship formed here are so strong that friends made remain friends until they see that last flash of sunlight that lights us up just before we die.
I tried to free myself from the bonds of unrequited love only to find myself struggling to be ensnared by them once more.
I was glad to see the tribute to Ron Bonds on the inside cover, that you made an effort to not let the tragedies of Nine Eleven overshadow the great loss of our mutual friend.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

I was in fixed income research , larger projects where a scoring model for junk bonds and OLAP portfolio analysis tools.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

I have omitted discussion of psi bonds between humans and animals because I feel we do not have sufficient laboratory evidence to support speculation.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
ed evans
2005-01-31 11:18:21
$5000 I bond purchased November 1, 2001 - What is the market value today ?
From:
hannahbuquet
2005-04-22 21:49:30
From:
hannahbuquet
2005-04-22 21:50:50
5000
From:

2005-08-03 15:49:07
What is the current interest rate of the I bonds
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