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Topic: United States Savings Bond

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United State

Saving Bond

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Warren Buffet, Grigory Rasputin

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, CEO

Favorite board game(s):

Monopoly

Favorite book(s):

"I Know This Much Is True" by Wally Lamb

Favorite movie(s):

James Bond

Listens to:

David Bowie

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Mickey Mantle (baseball), Hank Aaron (baseball), Ted Williams (baseball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting off welfare, Being a James Bond girl

Favorite quote(s):

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Redemptions outside the United States Banks with their headquarters in the US can usually handles savings bond purchases and redemptions at any of their foreign branches.
United States Savings Bonds are government-issued and government-backed.

John Fielding,
CEO

This exemption presents opportunities to manage a portfolio of United States Savings Bonds tax-free for children.
The Treasury is making it easier for Americans who are not part of payroll savings plans to buy United States Savings Bonds on a regular basis.
When can I purchase United States savings bonds using online banking?

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You can now skip the lines at the bank and buy United States Savings Bonds on the Internet using a credit card.
The principal and interest of savings bonds are guaranteed by the full faith and credit of the United States.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Savings bonds are backed by the full faith and credit of the United States.

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