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Topic: Stocks Bonds

  Stock    Bond  
  Stock Market    New York Stock  
  Stock Price    Stock Exchange  
  Stocks and Shares    Stock Options  
  Stock Car    Bond Fund  
  I Bonds    Stock Purchase  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Warren Buffet,  Bill Gates
Bad point(s):Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:The Times,  Playboy magazine
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite board game(s):Monopoly
Favorite movie(s):James Bond
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite sportsperson(s):Hank Aaron (baseball),  Mickey Mantle (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"A friend in need is a friend indeed"
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Stock futures are trading lower while bonds are rallying.
Bonds or stocks issued abroad.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Stocks and bonds exempt from certain Securities and Exchange Commission and Federal Reserve Board rules.
Shares of stock and bonds in registered form are changed by notifying the transfer agent for the issuing company and requesting that the certificates be reissued in the name of the trust.
This collection is a great starter collection with specially chosen stocks and bonds that will provide an introductory collection into the scripophily hobby.
John Fielding,

Highly speculative bonds or preferred stock that pay interest or dividends through additional bonds or preferred stock.
Bonds were also helped by a weak stock market: the Dow and the S and P500 were down 16 percent and the NASDAQ was down 18 percent.
Stock, Bonds or Real Estate: If you directly transfer these assets to the Project, you can take a deduction for their full market value at the time of donation and also avoid any broker commissions.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Stocks, bonds and cash have completely different, non-correlated risk/return characteristics.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Appreciated stocks and bonds are, next to cash, the most popular assets donated to PCI.
Craig Leveaux,

Bonds aren't like stock where you can lose the value when you take a risk.
Keiko Miyisawa,

Collectible Stocks and Bonds - Highlighting Scripophily, the hobby of collecting old stocks and bonds.
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
2012-02-09 06:17:29
The casepeht US brokerages I know of are Zecco ( and tradeking ( Neither will charge you a fee for holding an account open or have a minimum balance, and charge commissions under $5 US. I don’t know if you can use them in Canada. If that doesn’t work google ‘low cost brokerage’ and ‘canada’ and you should find something.Also I’d invest a bit more than $50 in a go, just because the commission you pay will be such a high percentage of what you invest.
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