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Topic: Broken Bones

Related:
  Broken    Bone  
  Bone Marrow    Broken Heart  
  Bone In Your Body    Bone Density  
  Bone Marrow Cells    Dog Bone  
  Broken Glass    Bone Fractures  
  Broken Leg    Bone Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Remorseful
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Personality:Nervous
Bad point(s):Vicious
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Lawyer
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Teeth
Favorite animal(s):Rottweiler
Favorite sport(s):Running
Starsign:Capricorn
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Heart attack imminent,  Uses laxatives
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Becker was researching ways to heal difficult broken bones, and especially the possibilities of growing whole new limbs to replace arms and legs too badly injured to save.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

No bones were broken, but a stud sized hole was left in Simon's leg muscle as a result of the tackle, and it will be some time before Simon will be back to fitness.
Broken bones don't get him either, the muscles around the bones become rigid and support his body while his bones heal, he is weakened but he can still fight.
Those broken bones were a tip-off to the doctor that vitamin K might be dysregulated in people with the E4 form of the protein.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Broken bones are common to the trade, for not even the most agile wrestler can break his falls night after night.
The broken bones were in the foot, but the doctor had documented pain in the ankle and the brace extended up the ankle, so the case was settled on the lower extremity and not the foot only.
The punks were using heavy blunt objects that would have broken several bones in an ordinary humans body with only a few solid blows.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Nasal bones are "broken" (which they are meticulously fractured) and reset as well - It is not as difficult to recover from as it sounds.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Broken bones or hairline fractures, bone density, cancers, abnormalities, and spinal degeneration cannot be accurately determined without X-rays or some other form of imaging.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

BROKEN BONES - UK punk rock - interviewed by Mr.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Broken bones however need to be set and aligned in order to knit properly and skin or tissue has to be guided as it melds together again in the initial "scabbing" process to keep from potentially disfiguring or disabling scar tissue forming.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Mere broken bones, and questionable soft-tissue type injuries will not justify engaging in this type of litigation.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
carol
2005-02-16 11:15:56
How long does it take to heal broken ribs. Pain medication?
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