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Topic: Book of the month club with your child

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Months Club

Child Book

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Hunger Site

Most admires:

The Wiggles

Personality:

Wacky

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite author(s):

Roald Dahl

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Favorite activity(s):

Kissing

Favorite movie(s):

Harry Potter, This Is Spinal Tap, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Favorite philosopher(s):

Thomas Aquinas

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Engaging in a no-holds-barred killing spree, Going back to school

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Children's Book-of-the-Month Club - Get the right books now, to grow a child's imagination.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Some parents even get involved in helping their child's teacher run the Book Club each month.
Your Birthday Book Club letter will be sent to you about one month prior to your child's birthday.

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