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Topic: LifeWay Stores Christian books

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Power tools

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Martin Luther King

Personality:

Devout

Politics:

Religious right

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical, Christian - Protestant, Christian - Catholic

Dream job(s):

Comic book artist

Favorite TV show(s):

Anime stuff

Favorite book(s):

The Bible

Favorite religious figure(s):

Malcolm X

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite sport(s):

Skateboarding

Listens to:

Industrial

Favorite drink(s):

Beer

Membership(s):

World Vision

Favorite quote(s):

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Lifeway Christian Stores and Christian Book Distributors returned her books to the publishers.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Home of Baptist Book Store and Lifeway Christian Stores.

Mark Harris,
Priest

LifeWay Stores - Christian books and gifts.

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