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Topic: Guest Book Entries

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Appearance:

Intimidating

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother, Naked News

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Interest(s):

Geneology

Favorite computer game(s):

Minesweeper

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Spamming, Downloading porn

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Wilt Chamberlain (basketball)

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Bankruptcy

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Guest book entries stored in a SQL Server or Access database.
AFH Guest Book entries prior to May 1, 1998, have been archived here.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The guest books at this web site contain hundreds of entries from your other distant cousins.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Guest book entries for album Macaws!
The newest guest book entries will be listed first.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Guest book entries may be edited at any time at the request of the original visitor by contacting.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

It is our practice to draw names from our guest book entries once each month and award the winner a FREE book.
There is a guest-book which is filled with entries from relatives of other children born with HLHS telling their stories.
Please view guest book entries and add an entry yourself.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

All guest book entries are automatically posted in the entries section of this web site.
Features a guest book with entries submitted by Monifieth residents.
Guest Book entries are not included in search results from the form above.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'book entry guest' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)

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