Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 20 Jul: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Sign our Guest Book

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Good point(s):

Good kisser

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Appearance:

Overweight

Intelligence:

Stupid

Personality:

Spoilt brat

Politics:

Apathetic

Dream job(s):

Unemployed

Education:

None

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes, That 70's Show

Likes to wear:

Surfie clothing, Skater clothes

Listens to:

Cher, 98 Degrees, B2K

Favorite type of dance(s):

Moshing

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Please sign our guest book and join us for refreshments in the garden after Mass.

John Fielding,
CEO

Please sign our guest book so we can provide products and services that fully meet your needs.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Sign our guest book to receive updates about upcoming performances in your area as they become available.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Please sign our guest book and share your thoughts about our stories and sites.
Please sign our Guest Book if you would like email notice of upcoming events and exhibitions.
Guest Book: Please sign our Guest Book by clicking here.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Please sign our guest book to receive email notification when new information appears on our site.
Please sign our guest book Please select a link from the listings on the left or below.
Please sign our guest book with your email or mailing address and with any questions or comments!

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Please sign our guest book and let us know what you think and what you would like to see.
Please sign our guest book and write as much as you like in the comments area.
Guest Book - please sign the guest book so that I know what you think of SteelSoldiers.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: John Henderson 2005-05-05 06:48:52
From: wewr 2006-04-22 16:42:22	werewr
From: etrrewt 2006-04-22 15:52:26	erwtret

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Statistics show that on average at any given moment, people have at least 5 bored friends. For just one moment, that can be somebody else.

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.