Ask the Brain! :)

In the News - 3 Dec: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Lord of the Rings books

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Natalie Portman

Bad point(s):

Lustful

Currently has on their coffee table:

Entertainment Weekly

Favorite TV show(s):

Anne of Green Gables, ER, Survivor

Favorite activity(s):

Going to the movies

Favorite actor(s):

Bruce Willis

Favorite book(s):

"Lady Chatterley's Lover" by D H Lawrence
"Dracula" by Bram Stocker

Interest(s):

Role Play Games

Favorite movie(s):

Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, The Godfather

Favorite computer game(s):

Myst, X-Wing

Listens to:

Enya

Favorite drink(s):

Coke

Favorite quote(s):

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Lord of the Rings A tarot deck based on the books by J.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

After I was informed that The Lord of the Rings was voted Book of the Century I decided that I should give it a chance.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

It is the first book in the Lord of the Rings trilogy- and just enough to get you hooked.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Tolkien is the author of the famous Lord of the Rings trilogy and other heroic fantasy books of the second half of the 20th century.
This book is one of the more serious considerations of Tolkien as a thinker, and I would urge anyone interested in the mind behind the creation of The Lord of the Rings to read this book.
There were magical moments while I was reading The Lord of the Rings and there were moments when I wanted to put the book down and move on to something else.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The Lord of the Rings has been voted greatest book of the century in poll after poll.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

Got a question? Got an answer? Let's hear it!

Pass this on!

Share the fun! Pass this on!

This is a satirical computer-generated website. By using this site, you agree to abide by our terms and conditions.