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Topic: Bored

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  Things for bored    I'm bored  


 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook,  Hairstyle
Good point(s):Good kisser
Appearance:Overweight,  Butt Ugly
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Unemployed
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Sleeping
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing,  Skater clothes
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

I'm bored with having to clean off food from the TV screen every time Jonas makes an appearance.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I was bored last night at 2am so I decided to turn on Photoshop and screw around.
I'm extremely bored and hot hanging around the venue waiting to play.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

I was bored one day when I decided to do a global search on Ebay for Anime DVD.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Whenever I'm really bored at home I lube up and go on ahead.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I'm really bored because the particles in solids don't move around.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I'm a bit bored at the moment so I really like to have a penpal from another country.
I'm bored, so I decided to look at the old people who decided to come and say hello.
I'm bored with talking about snippets of life, I need some entertainment, man.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

I'm bored as hell and I have to spend at least some time down there during the job search, so I might as well do something.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

If u feel bored and all alone dont waste time im here to please u and i will make u happy wanna see my BIG boobsy come in and i will show you.
I'm bored as hell, so I'm checkin everything out.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
cale
2004-11-22 14:32:05
I am happy
From:
charles
2004-12-22 23:59:54
why am i named charles
From:
satan
2005-01-16 15:00:57
cause ur stupid parents couldn't find anything better
From:
biggy
2005-01-21 15:30:41
hey why cant i find a DATE! thank biggy
From:
Bob
2005-01-24 14:06:36
What the heck losers?
From:
Fred
2005-01-24 14:07:18
Gosh ya'll have no life!!
From:
why do drivers in S.C. make Boston drive
2005-01-25 12:02:13
From:
mike jones
2005-02-01 01:40:12
I eat weiners
From:
hey there!!!im not reallybored
2005-02-05 06:31:01
i just want to know is there any possible to live in the other planet like jupiter??????
From:
criselda
2005-02-05 06:32:14
ijust want to ask can girls has agreat shape than the boys????
From:
DADA
2005-02-09 09:39:43
GO GET A LIFE
From:
DCI John
2005-02-25 14:59:02
DO U ALL FEAR ALLAH?
From:
noname
2005-03-05 16:02:36
who ar eyou
From:
ALLAH
2005-03-19 09:21:12
abid my commands love ALLAH
From:
ilovetater
2005-04-06 11:52:51
should i dump jason?
From:
lonely
2005-04-13 14:25:11
im bored when i get dumped
From:
tina
2005-04-16 11:50:22
a am soooo bored anyone got any good websites i can go on
From:
jessica
2005-04-23 18:13:51
i am so bored it hurts
From:
david
2005-04-27 16:54:44
bunch of losers, just go and DO anithing... better yet: anyone
From:
i\'m better than you!
2005-05-07 16:48:05
I rule, do you
From:
i\'m better than you!
2005-05-07 16:50:13
do you gotta pee?
From:
chelsey
2005-05-14 16:34:26
whens your birthday? mine's tomorrow
From:
Kabbala
2005-05-17 00:51:33
chelsey-Happy Birthday
From:
Kabbala
2005-05-17 00:55:23
chelsey-Happy Birthday Goodbuy and die
From:
meep
2005-05-17 12:57:04
argh!
From:
BoredCodeMonkey
2005-06-04 08:00:43
i love you kell =]
From:
dorothy
2005-06-19 19:40:11
will i win a contract for an acting carrear?
From:
doesnt really matter
2005-06-25 23:30:43
this is a stupid site.
From:
wateverr
2005-06-27 14:38:17
if you notice this notice, you'l notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!
From:
Donkeepunch
2005-06-29 11:15:48
I think you all should cure your boredom by taking spelling lessons. Dorothy, no you will not get a contract. Since you are too stupid to know how to spell career, you will not have one. TO: i\'m better than you!...No, I do not have to pee, thanks for asking though. To: ilovetater....If you have to ask, then yes, you probably should dump Jason. To: DCI John...why do you ask? I fear God, if that is what you are asking. I am not muslim though. To: criselda.. All I can say is WTF? How did that even make any sense? Biggy: you can't find a date probably because you are a loser. Ask Mike Jones, he eats weiners, maybe he'd eat yours.
From:
Stylyn
2005-07-03 00:07:14
Way to go Donkeepunch. I was bored till I read your input!
From:
Paul
2005-09-27 12:33:40
Wow. Ive never seen so many bored people in my entire life, except for that time at the circus. Anyways, why don't you use your creativity and build a nuclear bomb or something. You people need to get a job or something. Or maybe you should give one.
From:
kayla
2005-12-16 11:42:17
why do we get so bored
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