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Topic: Day I was born

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Patient,  Humble
Personality:Spoilt brat,  Devout,  Rebellious
Bad point(s):Boastful
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Religion(s):Mormon
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  The Prophet Mohammed
Ultimate fantasy(s):Starting life again as a baby
Favorite time of year:Easter
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

I was startled to see that the sheet described a girl born in 1936, within days of myself.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

It was only logical that I spend those days with my cousin with whom I had developed a strong relationship ever since the day she was born.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

I felt at home here and the urge to come back to live and paint in Donegal was born in these early days.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Before I was born my Uncle Dick, dad's baby brother, came to visit and may have helped him a few days on the house.
I was born on the island and spent my childhood and adolescent years there, and now, with old age creeping over me, and having to spend most of my days alone, I often think of those happy times on the island.
As I was born ten days late and forced her to suffer a long, painful labour (not to mention all those temper tantrums!
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

I know how some of you think its like well its been a while now move on and in a way i have but not in my heart and thoughts my god i miss my baby it has been 7 months now since he was born by a c section and 6 days after that he was buried.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

It was only days after he was born that we noticed that all three of us have 7 letters in our name and that both Cameron and I have the same initials, CBC.
I was born on October 12, 1998 (and I found out only 5 days before my mommy and daddy's anniversary) and I am an English Springer spaniel.
Mark Harris,
Priest

I will be beside you and this feast day has become a part of your history because I was born to be the mother of your Savior and your Redeemer.
I was born Jewish, circumcised on the eighth day, which means that I have known its privileges and observed its ceremonies since my birth.
I was born in antiquity, in the ancient days when men first dreamed of God.
 
 
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