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Topic: Bounty paper towels

Related:
  Towels    Paper  
  Bounty    Paper Towel Holder  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Sewing machine
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Playboy magazine
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite food(s):KFC,  Olives,  Fish and chips
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish,  Elephant
Favorite royal(s):Queen of Sheba
Likes to wear:Diapers,  Tank tops,  Leash
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being nude in public
Favorite time of year:Spring,  Autumn
Favorite quote(s):"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Cut a roll of Bounty Paper Towels in half.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Dry Bounty paper towels are excellent for cleaning foliage.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

And I can't buy anything other than Bounty paper towels.
 
 
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Unknown column 'dec_s' in 'where clause'SELECT str_name, dt, str_comment, dt FROM comments WHERE kpg = 'bounty paper towel' AND (dec_s IS NULL OR dec_s > 0.06)
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