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Topic: Bowel

Related:
  Bowel Disease    Bowel movements  
  Irritable Bowel    Inflammatory Bowel Disease  
  Bowel Cancer    Irritable Bowel Syndrome  
  Bowel Disorders    Bowel Obstruction  
  Bowel Problems    Symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome  
  Green bowel movements    IRRATABLE BOWEL SYNDROME  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Medical note(s):Uses laxatives,  Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Belching,  Farting in public,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Irritable bowel is a functional gastrointestinal disorder with chronic or relapsing symptoms of abdominal pain and impaired frequency and consistency of the faeces caused by obscure structural or biochemical deviations.
Bowels must be kept active with exercise, good diet or, if necessary, a mild vegetable laxative.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a functional disorder of the digestive system and is diagnosed through the absence of any organic disease.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

In the bowels of this land my torrent of supplication was answered and I became the disciple of Necromancy.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

What was once a medium sized stairway going down into the bowels of the ancient fortress had been partially blocked off and covered with vines to hide the entrance.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The party is forced to venture further into the bowels of the cliff-side caverns only to discover that the cultists were in fact the dupes of an inhuman breed of aquatic creatures.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Valmiki was in the mood to see Rama as a tree sprung from the bowels of of Mother Earth and filling the space between Earth and Heaven in a passion of giving.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Bowels clenching with the power of adrenaline, I swept my eyes lovingly over the 727 AmeriJet that filled my horizontal range of vision.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

My bowels were churning and I was sure that I was going to throw up, when she finally stood me up and had me squat over the toilet seat.
I was sure she had great reservations about emptying her bowels into this clear tube in the presence of an audience but when your intestines are filled with a couple of quarts of warm water, they have a mind of their own.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

A laxative is a substance which loosens the bowels assisting or encouraging the excretion of faeces.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Down in the bowels of the earth, miners not only discussed the services but actually sang boisterously the grand old hymns taught them in their childhood and almost forgotten through sin.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Karen
2005-02-24 08:55:41
What could little round white balls in my bowel movements be?
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