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Topic: Symptoms of Irritable Bowel Syndrome

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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs, Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite body part(s):

Lungs, Skin

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive, Sad

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking Valium, Taking Prozac

Worst habit(s):

Belching, Smoking, Farting in public

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome are diarrhea, constipation, or diarrhea alternating with constipation, often associated with abdominal pain and cramps.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) is a condition that includes symptoms of abdominal pain and constipation or diarrhea.
Yet Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) - of which these are some of the classic symptoms - affects many thousands of people, with more female sufferers than male.

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